ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”

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foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

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gayprobably:

I could really use a hickey or 12

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islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

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