Who’s to say tomorrow won’t be the best day of your life?
― Matty Healy (via guy)

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JUST HAD TO SHARE THIS WITH THE ENDLESS TUMBLR OBLIVION

I had my first RBT (Random Breath Test) today whilst driving with Aisha.

I was so frazzled, the cop was cute, and i was a dork as usual

"hi its my first RBT so exciting!"

him: “thats great. license please.”

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ammit420:

*lawyer voice* eat a dick, your honor

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katestrife:

A moment of silence for those who have to share their computer with the family.

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